Katy Perry wants to 'go the f*ck away?' Maybe we can help her with that

"I'm going into hiding," Perry pledged at the pink-carpet premiere of Katy Perry: Part of Me, Tuesday night in Hollywood. "I want to go and write songs in the woods or something," she explained to MTV News. "I'm gonna unplug, take my hair extensions out, feel my head again. I'm gonna unplug and recharge, if that makes any sense," she continued. "I'm gonna go away. I'm sure you know it's time for me to go the f*ck away."
Whether or not you agree, one hopes she doesn't take a cue from the "Part of Me" video. Still, who knows whether Perry will stick to her word. Sleep is for the dead, after all, not pop superstars. And writing songs in the woods? Leave that to Bon Iver.
Still, if Perry's planning to disappear into the wilds, what's going to happen to all the crazy crap she'll leave behind? We've come up with a few suggestions. After all: Katy Cat is clearly uber-busy these days. Anything to help speed up the process...
--Leah Collins/Canada.com